I Got Cucked By Adam Schefter
Folks, it is with a heavy heart that I am writing this article for you today. Earlier this morning, Adam Schefter broke the news that the NFL Draft was coming to Nashville.
That is awesome for the city of Nashville and we could not be more excited. There is only one problem here.....I broke that news 8 days ago. Respect the biz, Schefty!
Now, I understand that if I took this seriously then it would look pretty foolish. Schefter is the breaking news gawd and I'm just a bro with a blog. Are my feelings hurt that I was not credited? Yes. Are my feelings hurt that he didn't tweet me back? Yes. But, I'm a big boy, and big boys don't cry.
Honestly, this is all in good fun from my side. It's kind of funny that RPO could beat a bunch of people that do this for a living. Hell, we even did a podcast to announce this news 3 days ago!
All I want, and i'm not asking for much, is for the ESPN bottom line to say "first reported by RunPassOpinion.com." Is that too much to ask for??? That would be hilarious. Is it going to happen? 1000% no, but hopefully one day we will get there.
In the future, we will keep earning credibility by handling these problems maturely and by not using the word "cuck" in future headlines. Also, if I was serious about this whole thing I would not have wrote an article accusing Schefter of cucking in the first place. I'm just here for the lulz.
Until next time, Titan Up and FTC.