Chuck Pagano Is A Moron

Chuck Pagano Is A Moron

Chuck Pagano is a moron.

With that being said, I hope he remains the Head Coach of the Indianapolis Colts for the rest of his time on earth. The Colts lost Robert Turbin for the year Monday night. Now the Colts are down to 2 running backs: Frank Gore (good ball player, old as fuck) and Marlon Mack (the guy that killed your fantasy team once, probably). 

So how's Chuck Pagano going to handle the backfield rotation? Let him explain in a very Chuck Pagano moment:

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If I was a Colt's fan, that would have been the last straw. That attempted dad joke would have brought out the evil inside of me. We put Pagano as our #9 reason why we love to say "fuck the Colts," but he's quickly becoming one of my favorite things about the franchise.

Just LOOK at the replies to that video from Colt's fans! 

Ah, always a good day when there are sad Colt's fans out there. Your tears are so yummy and sweet =]

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